DUMB MOMENTS

I'm not really sure I should be sharing this for the whole world to see, but here goes:

18 or lower is supposed to be a good thing, I guess!

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (Another reason I don't chew gum anymore!)

[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.

[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

Total=4

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[ ] You have run into a tree.

[X ] It IS possible to lick your elbow

[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[ ] You just tried to sing them.

Total so far = 6

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[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

[x] You just looked at it.

Total so far = 10

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[X ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[ ]People have called you slow. (At least, not to my FACE!!!)

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[X ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

Total so far = 13

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[ ] You’ve fallen asleep in class

[X] If someone says “fart” you laugh.

[ ] You just laughed

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[X] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about. (ALL THE TIME!)

Total so far = 15

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[X] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

[ ]You are often told to use your “inside voice

[ ]You use your fingers to do simple math.

[X]You have eaten a bug.

[X]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

Total so far = 18

(Should I even KEEP GOING at this point? I'm thinking less and less of myself with every question!)

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[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (I've even put my daughter's shoes on the wrong feet!)

[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

[X] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you

Total so far = 21

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[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before

[X] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (But I always considered that to be 'creative' or a 'sign of intelligence!)

Total = 24!!!

Well, I guess the proof is in the pudding....I'M A DUMBASS!!!

Now you know why I hate these quizzes....