Okay! I get it!

Why, yes my name is Leann. I am aware of that. At this very moment, all three of my Google Ads are for Leann Rimes things!!! What the heck?

LEANN RIMES RINGTONES??? LEANN RIMES DOWNLOADS???

I would like to make an appeal to the GOOGLE GODS and ask that they bring back the 'SlackerMom Test' or SOMETHING!!!

GEEZ!!!

Like the picture of my Monster Toddler? She actually still has a complete outline of her bathing suit on her little body. And that is with SPF 50 sunblock!

Ooohh! That's a good one! Google! Advertise me some SUNBLOCK, will ya?

SUNBLOCK!!!

SUNBLOCK!!!

SUNBLOCK!!!

Anything?