July 27, 2007

For my biggest fan...

Dear Anonymous,
As a matter of fact, I do talk this way. I really do. Just in case you missed the subject matter of that last post, it concerns taking care of five children. Combine that with the fact that I haven’t set foot in a classroom that wasn’t my daughter’s in many years and I’m lucky to form any complete sentences at all! Thank you so much for pointing out the error of my ways and I’d like to apologize for those 30 or 40 seconds it took you to read my blog that you will never get back. Time that could have been much better spent picking on five-year-olds with speech impediments or tripping blind people at intersections.
People like you really do make the world a better place! If only you wouldn’t have just been ‘anonymous’ and told us who you were instead. Then I could give you a proper ‘thank you.’

Sincerely,
Leann I Am

10 comments:

Jessie said...

I actually found you earlier today, and I bookmarked you because I like your italics, a little overdone, but people dont italicize enough these days. Plus youre from California, and I am too. Honestly, dont pay attention to these anonymous cowards, just turn on comment moderation and let their words die with the click of the reject button.

Hoping for lots more from you!

Jenn said...

heehee... you crack me up, Leann! I love your italics... Don't posts like that make you want to italicize every other owrd!!! Kind of a nanny nanny boo boo kind of thing. heehee.

Di said...

Good response to the comment. Personally I think the italics let us see your personality clearer as they tell us where you emphasize words. This is why you have so many readers. I think someone is just jealous.

Anonymous said...

Already this "anonymous" is gettng to much attention! Concentrate on all the readers who love your posts and ignore the idiots!!

angela bowden said...
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angela bowden said...

I agree. Ya gotta love the italics. And this one "unknown" has gotten way to much attention already. HAHAHAA!!! Keep it all coming, Girl!!!

Froggy(from yahoo 360)

wildtomato said...

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and then you have.....

Don't worry about the mean anon. Too much attention has been given to this person already - and that's exactly what "it" wants.

b said...

...or "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all," said Bambi.

We all get those hateful comments once in a while. What is that all about anyway?

Those who cannot alway criticize those who can!!! Especially the Anonymous!

I love your blog. DON'T CHANGE A THING!

Scylla said...

I personally liked your italics, but I use them from time to time too.

I found your blog from ToddlerPlanet, and couldn't resist the name.

Kirsten said...

If I knew that italics were the surefire way to piss off assholes and make them go away I totally would have used it on some of my exes!

Great tip anonymous!